Things Movies Will Never Tell You About Sex

- Hair is tangly. Especially if it belongs to a girl. It constantly gets in the way, it has to be brushed out of the way, which can get rather annoying.

-Girls don't cover their breasts when they're naked with the blanket or whatever else happens to be in proximity at the time (Thank God!)

- Orgasms take time. Especially when you're a girl. Anyone expecting quick results is in for a big surprise. Furthermore, sometimes an orgasm simply doesn't happen the first time you try.

- On the same tangent, orgasms can be painful. Well, not orgasms themselves, but the process of getting there.Trust me.

- Giving oral sex to a girl is great. Seriously. At the risk of sounding crude, those... fluids down there - they're delicious. Unless the girl is sick, in which case they become quite sour (Oops, was that too much information?).

-When clothes get tossed all over the place, they're not so easy to find.  Especially if it's underwear. Because, when you undress your partner, you don't really care where clothes are tossed. But watching movies, you would never know how much time it takes to, say, look for a bra, only to eventually find it in a whole other corner of the room entirely.

- Nobody gets it quite right the first time. That seems quite obvious, but it sure surprised me. There are all sorts of things that you assume would come naturally, but don't. It's just a fact of life.

Yeah... That should about cover it. Sorry if it was TMI.